![Following her lackluster debate performance Friday, Heidi Heitkamp’s campaign has tried to convince voters they have momentum simply by telling voters they have momentum. Their fake-it-till-you-make-it strategy isn’t working, as a brand new poll out tonight shows Heidi Heitkamp losing a majority of her constituents to Kevin Cramer: LET’S BE CLEAR: Cramer’s lead is no fluke, […]](https://ndgop.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Press-Release-1-1140x600.png "MADE UP MOMENTUM: 51 problems and her campaign is one")
MADE UP MOMENTUM: 51 problems and her campaign is one
Following her lackluster debate performance Friday, Heidi Heitkamp’s campaign has tried to convince voters they have momentum simply by telling voters they have momentum.
LEAKED: Heidi Heitkamp’s Personal Agenda for Upcoming Bus Tour
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
October 31, 2018
CONTACT:
The liberal alumni of Media Matters and Hillary Clinton’s Super PAC running this campaign.
My “Pretend North Dakota is Still My Home” Tour
Thursday, Nov 1
*Former* VP Rally
10:30 AM – Ask Joe Biden to not say something bad during the rally.
11:30 AM – Apologize for whatever Joe Biden says during the rally.
Valley City
3:15 PM – Rewatch the rally with the sound off.
Jamestown
5:45 PM – Call sexual assault victims to apologize.
6:00 PM – Continue attacking Kevin Cramer.
Friday, Nov 2
Mandan
8:00 AM – Check in on my house (not the $1 million DC home, the other one).
Fort Yates
11:00 AM – Tell tribes how easy it is to vote in North Dakota, despite what my campaign says.
Killdeer
4:15 PM – Talk to Kylie Oversen about our mutual support for Hillary Clinton.
Dickinson
6:15 PM – Argue with Baker Boy Donuts employees about the tax cuts.
Saturday, Nov 3
Williston
8:15 AM – approve campaign’s political attacks.
8:45 AM – Let my chief of staff yell at reporters who don’t write friendly stories.
New Town
11:00 AM – Find more unpopular former politicians to be campaign surrogates.
Rugby
4:30 PM – Brag about supporting Obamacare, which drove up health care premiums 44%.
Belcourt
5:45 PM – Hope voters forget I did nothing during the DAPL protests.
Sunday, Nov 4
Devils Lake
6:15 PM – Ask Chuck Schumer what positions I’m allowed to take this week.
St. Michael
10:15 AM – Let my official office keep attacking a veteran.
Mayville
2:45 PM – Knock the doors of reliable Republicans because our data isn’t very good.
Wahpeton
5:45 PM – Pledge to repeal the tax cuts since they’re working so poorly in North Dakota (I think?).
Monday, Nov 5
Bismarck
8:45 AM – Resist the urge to discuss repeated abortion flip-flops.
Minot
11:30 AM – Pretend to be a moderate to fool the western, conservative part of the state.
Grand Forks
4:15 PM – Pretend to be a liberal to fool the eastern, moderate part of the state.
Fargo
6:45 PM – Dismiss “sanctuary cities” as a scare tactic one final time.
Tuesday, Nov 6
Fargo HQ
8:01 PM – Concede to Kevin Cramer.
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